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Postby dreab trawets » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:57 pm

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“After my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment , the sound of my own blood gushing from my neck? That would be the best pleasure to end all pleasure. “
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Postby Baidhnobas » Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:49 pm

Immorality I know. Immortality I cannot judge.
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Postby i.am.sladist » Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:58 pm

I am Evil.
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Postby Baidhnobas » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:05 pm

You have a bat cave? Dear girl! Excellent! Science has always been the true love of all Ashbys. I myself am an amateur biologist...I think...I've got all sorts of texts and treatises on the subject lying around, so I must use them for something, what?
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Postby i.am.sladist » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:07 pm

And an animal skull! You do still have the animal skull, no? Displayed prominently in the apartment????
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Postby dreab trawets » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:09 pm

It begins again..

Oh I say, its you..
To Wilks, out of earshot..
Wilks.. is he an Ashby?
Aunt Aggy said something about the Ashby's..

New money you see...
Not old money, new money.. she tolerated them, from afar, with a cattle prod..

Couldnt trace their money back beyond the gold rush of Snotten Bogbury. 1800's..
You see new money, and such an inferior boarding school.. effingham park.. remember a polo match where Throw up Ashby was divot stomping..
Also known as Cry Baby Ashby (initials)

Back to throwup Ashby
Yes, can I help you..?

:lol: :lol:
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Postby i.am.sladist » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:17 pm

Perhaps you can help me .... My dog Tessa and I are in need of proper accommodations. Have a spare castle?
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Postby dreab trawets » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:21 pm

Oh you castle tart, Sladist,
Anything for a castle, and a bit of land to frolic on..

Well I am sure this Ashby is made of more sense..

Weren't you at Effingham?
Think I remember you from a polo match..
Colonel Ashby did you say?

Oh well, you can only rise So far before you hit the glass ceiling..
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Postby i.am.sladist » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:25 pm

I am not a pop tart.
And you OWE me a castle!
And no, I didn't go to Effingham, or any other *F*ing place.
But I accept the offer of a glass ceiling for my castle. That should help keep the bugs out ...
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Postby dreab trawets » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:28 pm

Oh dear, too much nectar of the gods..

Slowly for you Sladist..

Colonel Ashby went to Effingham Park..

You went to Effing Hell, High School for the interestingly unique..

And it is Castle Tart, not pop tart..
Oh dear, the time away has done you know favours (still a u!!)



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Postby i.am.sladist » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:39 pm

I shall be traveling abroad again next month ... woUld yoU be so kind as to look after Tessa? She's a bit traUmatized still by the sUdden loss of Wilks in her life. You mUst cUrl Up with her on the floor and sing her to sleep.
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Postby dreab trawets » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:41 pm

Yet again Sladist..
Wilks is fine, he is here arranging bed linen, and a midnight snack of pigs trotters..

Care to join me in the repast..
Tessa is leaping about with an arm from the crypt on the island..

Oh she wants you to throw it for her..
Clever dog..
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Postby GINGER » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:52 pm

Hello Colonel Ashby, do you know about organic fertiliser?
One side of me says I would like to talk to her, date her. The other side of me says I wonder how her head would look on a stick (Edmund Kemper)
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Postby i.am.sladist » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:54 pm

She IS a clever dog! And I have taught her a trick or two ...
What ever you do, do not say ...
T - I - P - P - Y - T - O - E
Good thing she cannot spell ...
I have trained her to attack to kill on command with that phrase.


Oh my Tessa, you're such a good girl! YES YOU ARE!!!
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Postby dreab trawets » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:54 pm

Too late Ginger, Ashby has scurried off..
Saw Sladist, or Mbwun, or even possibly you, and high tailed it back to the cottage he has rented out..
Did you see?
An 2008 number plate car..
TSK
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